No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle Review

As store shelves overflow with inept shovelware, vapid minigame collections, and licensed drivel, I've encountered an ever-increasing constituency of jaded Wii owners. Clearly, designer / provocateur / enfant terrible, Suda51 is also aware of the growing epidemic- his recently released No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle brilliantly satirizes each of these problems with dazzling precision. The title's fulgent stream of moments, from cinematics wrought with poetic grace to stylized geysers of Grand Guinol bloodletting, converge to form one of the most offbeat and lurid Nintendo titles in recent memory. Gamers that skip this title deserve an extended stay in piss-poor port purgatory.
Players take control of recurring protagonist Travis Touchdown- an archetype that’s equal parts otaku and violent American, along with an unexpected dash of endearing sensitivity. When Travis isn’t seeking vengeance, or attempting to ascend the ranks of the United Assassins Association, he spends his time slimming down his pet cat, or playing a variety of charming mini-games inspired by diversions of the eight-bit era. Unmistakably, Desperate Struggle’s lead character is as multi-faceted and intriguing as the game itself.

The title’s other significant alteration is the elimination of the previous game’s open world exploration. Now gamers can travel around the locale of Santa Destroy through the game’s menu system. At first glance, this change would appear to oversimplify the game. In execution, the modification improves the pacing of the title, as momentum isn’t lost navigating through desolate streets. Now, players can jump into the game’s brilliant assortment of minigames- which range from a simple shmup to currency earning diversions that evoke classic titles like Pipe Mania, Adventure Island, and Alien Syndrome. Additionally, players can power-up their stats with the help of a flamboyant trainer in a pink leotard.

At times, Desperate Struggle presents moments of remarkable visual fidelity, from the array of colorful luchador masks that populate Travis’ room to the detailed lace of every bra and thong. Although the game is typically fluid during heated battles with numerous opponents, the game’s framerate can inexplicably plummet during placid cutscenes with two characters. Dispatched opponent which utter one of three phrases; whether this is parody or negligence is open for interpretation.
Nintendo Wii owners seeking a deliciously raunchy, off-beat, and often addictive title should give No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle a try. The game’s unwavering torrent of arterial sprays, lurid gazes, 8-bit homage, and raunchy humor is enchanting enough to make players overlook the occasionally cheap boss fight. Although Suda51 has stated this will be the last outing for Travis Touchdown, hopefully it’s won’t be our last riotous expedition through the bloodstained streets of Santa Destroy.




Goddam, this game looks great. Good review.
Reply to this
That third pic may be the best screenshot you guys have ever posted!
Reply to this
Stay classy, guys.
Reply to this
Wait the town is called Santa Destroy? I'm confused...
Reply to this
Sound fun. I need a Wii game that isn't so sugary sweet it rots all my teeth out.
Reply to this
My only struggle is coming up with the $50 for it. Otherwise I'm sold on it.
Reply to this
"punx not dead"
Loving this game! And yeah, the bosses are kinda of cheap, but that part of the style.
Reply to this
Wheres that quote from? I keep seeing it.
Reply to this
Its the opening line of the game.
Reply to this
Sound interesting. I'll def. give this one a look.
Reply to this
It seemed like all you reviewers crapped on the first game, and now you love the sequel.
Reply to this
"It's Whore time"
I couldn't belive it when I first saw that. LOL.
Reply to this
Whats that mean?
This game came out of nowhere for me.
Reply to this
"an archetype that’s equal parts otaku and violent American"
Uh, Travis isn't American. The games is Japanese, and dubbed.
Reply to this
His last name is TOUCHDOWN. What's more American that that?
Reply to this
Honestly, I thought the first was crap, and I'll be skipping this one.
I don't see what everybody liked about it.
Reply to this
Sounds like the first Wii game in might buy in months.
Reply to this
I got to try this! Great review.
Reply to this
I really love the way you guys don't spoil any of the game storylines. I read about the unlockables on another site (inc. characters) before playing and was a bit disppaointed.
Reply to this
Anyone feel the game needs an indie soundtrack?
Reply to this
Seems like this one deserves a rental. Thanks, for the review, Deagle.
Reply to this
I picked it up, and really like it. At first I was disappointed that there wasn't 50 characters to beat, but the minigames make it fun.
Reply to this
Do you still have to jerk your Wiimote to recharge? That was funny a few times, but got old after a while.
Reply to this
It's always Whore Time for me. I bought this game this weekend.
Reply to this
Hey when is the 360/PS3 version of the first game coming out? It was confirmed, right?
Reply to this
Gamers that skip this title deserve an extended stay in piss-poor port purgatory.
QFT.
Reply to this
Good review. Thanks.
Reply to this
A Alien Syndrome-like game? Hooray!
Reply to this
I've got to try this out now. Damn you and your reviews!
Reply to this
A decent score on a Wii game? No way!
Reply to this
I didn't really care for the first one, either.
Reply to this
Good review. How long does the game take to finish?
Reply to this
I've heard about 8-10 hours or so. There's 15 boss and 10 revenge missions, plus a whole lot of side stuff to do.
Reply to this
Desert, what's your favorite minigame?
Reply to this
No third game? Thats a shame!
Reply to this
I want it, but $50 is too rich for me. I hope there's a sale soon.
Reply to this
The main character's constipated look is pretty scary.
Reply to this
No blood in the pics? Whats going on with this review?
Reply to this
Will this one have blood in the EU? The last one was censored here.
Reply to this
Do you have a link to Suda saying this will be the last game for TT? Never head that before.
Reply to this
Wasn't Xseed releasing the game?
Reply to this
hubba, hubba- Love that thong!
Reply to this
Heart clasp on a bra is sexiness. Suda51 you are a madman!
Reply to this
I'll probably skip this one. Its just a standard brawler with funky little minigames.
Reply to this
Added to my GF list.
Reply to this
Great review. I'm adding it to my buy list right now.
Reply to this
WTF does "enfant terrible" mean? He's a crybaby?
Reply to this
Looks like someone never played Metal Gear Solid! "L'enfants Terrible" means "The Terrible Children", au français.
Reply to this
The Webster's Dictionary defines an enfant terrible as an unusually successful person who is strikingly unorthodox, innovative, and/or avant-garde.
I had to look it up. Why does Desert use French terms all the time? Is he French?
Reply to this
I cant wait to try the 8 bit games. Are they anything like Retro Game Challenge?
Reply to this
How many new weapons are there?
Reply to this
Looks like some QBs are posting instead of gearing up for the big game!
Reply to this
A raunchy Wii game? I didn't think such a thing existed.
Reply to this
Sounds very cool. I did like the first one, and may have to give this one a try.
Reply to this
I need to make sure my Wii is still working before buying. Its got dusty over the past 6 months on non-use.
Reply to this
I might have to get this soon.
Reply to this
Sounds like a great one for the kids!
I'm joking, of course.
Reply to this
That last shot is gold. Pure gold I tell ya!
Reply to this
Man, I seriously hope that they bring this series over to the PS3. Can't justify buying a Wii just yet.
Reply to this
Sounds pretty sweet, I may have a steal a friend's Wii for a bit for a playthrough of this game.
Reply to this
I really should get started on the first game. I love the art style, the sexy, the craziness and the humor.
Reply to this
GotY, right here.
Reply to this
Although some of the bosses were letdowns, it was still quite a ride.
Reply to this