New Releases for the Week of April 10th, 2011
This week has clearly gone to the animals. With new titles featuring dragons, monkeys, rabbids, a macaw and a man named Bear Grylls, humans seem woefully underrepresented in this week’s releases. One group which resists easy biological classification is the Patapon tribe. Whether the bipedal warriors are hominidae or fauna remains a secret known only to SCE Japan.
Xbox 360
Carnival Games: Monkey See, Monkey Do
Dance Dance Revolution Bundle
Divinity II: The Dragon Knight Saga
Fantastic Pets
Man vs. Wild
Michael Jackson: The Experience
Rio
PlayStation 3
Man vs. Wild
Michael Jackson: The Experience
Rio
Wii
Aladdin Magic Racer
Hyper Fighter
Karaoke Revolution: Glee
Man vs. Wild
Rio
SpongeBob SquigglePants
Super Sonic Racer
DS
Fishdom
Lego Battles: Ninjago
Rio
Squinkies
Trackmania: Build to Race
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D’s World Championship 2011: Over The Nexus
PSP
3D Twist and Match
Patapon 3
3DS
Raving Rabbids: Travel in Time 3D
SpongeBob SquigglePants
Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell 3D
PC
Elements of War
Magicka: Vietnam
DesertEagle’s Pick: With The Dragon Knight Saga, players receive a remastered version of 2010’s Ego Dragonis along with the game’s sequel- Flames of Vengence. Throw in a nifty artbook and a soundtrack CD, and that’s the scale of the century. Fear not- the game’s dialog is much better than my crappy pun.
SeanNOLA’s Pick: I have had a house guest for the past 3 weeks, whom I introduced to Patapon 2. Now, everytime I walk into the house, all I can hear is “FEEE-VAH!” It’s been trapped inside my skull for three weeks, but somehow, it has gotten me excited for Patapon 3. Nice guerrilla marketing, Sony…
Michael Jackson: The Experience probably has unlockable Bubbles as well.
First!
Where’s Sage’s pick?
Dude, what game is the pic from? That looks pretty friggin cool.
Is Aladdin Magic Racer on carpets?
meh.
I think I’ll wait for Socom 4. Thats next week, right? ‘
How come the console don’t get Ninjago? I like me some Lego games!
NOLA, kick that deadbeat out!
PATAPATAPAT-GONE!
BTW- Check your cable bill. The last time I had a guest, the guy ordered a ton of porn.
SpongeBob SquigglePants, really? He’s no longer Squarepants- when the hell did this happen?
Divinity II: The Dragon Knight Saga.
Preordered mine. Nice call, Deagle.
Yep, next week. Looks good from the leaked videos.
Divinity II is the only thing remotely interesting on that list.
Elements of War
A man vs wild game?
Divinity II is $39.99?!? OK, I just might…
Man vs. Wild vs. Michael Jackson would be cool.
Waiting for Mortal Kombat.
Aladdin Magic Racer and Hyper Fighter sound like the names of games on those 50 in 1 machines you hook up to your TV.
Maybe Deagle is staying over. Check for Hentai on your bill.
Bear Grylls is a phony and the game can’t be any good. Anyone stupid enough to buy is deserve whats coming to them.
I wish someone would make games I could care about for the Wii.
You were actually second =(
Gotta agree with Sean on Patapon 3. Although I really also want to try Magicka and see what everyone’s raving about.
Squinkies sounds like the little wet spots on your underwear after you…
I hear two things about Magicka.
1) Single player is great, MP is no good.
2) MP is great, SP is boring.
Must find out which is true.
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Patapata pon!
I’ll wait for MK.
No picks from the lost lost Karnov? Whats he up to these days guys? I haven’t heard much from Rockin Android.
I’ll wait for MK.
Portal 2 next week!